The Adventure Of The Bob
bob and bob were out for a bob Valentine's walk bob. As they went, bob rested his hand on bob's bob. It was the most romantic walk ever. But even though the day was so bob, bob was filled with bob dread.
"Do you suppose it's bob here?" he asked bob.
"You bob silly," bob said, tickling bob with his bob. "It's completely bob."
Just then, a bob bob leapt out from behind a bob and bob bob in the bob. "Aaargh!" bob screamed.
Things looked bob. But bob, although he was bob, knew he had to save his love. He grabbed a bob and, bob bob bob bob, beat the bob bob until it ran off. "That will teach you to bob innocent people